I get a lot of strange emails. Sometimes they contain little bits of wisdom, and when they do, I file them away on my computer for future reference.

Today, I want to share some of these musings with you. Perhaps you will find them interesting. Perhaps not.

In any case, take a look. You may find something you like.

• I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
• I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
• Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
• All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

• If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
• What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
• They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
• Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
• One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
• My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not
• How can there be self-help “groups”?
• If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and  I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
• Is it me — or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Finally, a few interesting facts that you can use to win a bet or two.

• There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
• There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants.
• The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
• The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

And this little tidbit for those of us who use keyboards.

• The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet, which is why it was always used in typing tests.

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